Thursday, June 30, 2005

A Smart Sardarji

Here is a small tale of a smart Sardarji(yeah they exist) ....

A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key West toBost on.After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for 350. The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains.Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. But we didn't go to any of those shows," sardarji complains again."Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the sardarji replies "But we didn't use it". The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the sardarji, "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager."Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here, and you could have...."

4 comments:

Avik said...

keep the jokes flowing.....I like that.....acha y wasnt i invited to Bunty aur babli...was it only a programmers conference or sumthin of that sort!

Cool Deepz said...

Well, we had invited a lot of people for the movie, but the 'chickens' couldn't muster enough courage to take a risk, in case the power came back early then we would miss a major part of the movie. So we didn't bother to invite anyone else. By the way, are you interested in Hindi movies??
One more thing, our department is the best when comes to having fun. "Live like there's no tomorrow"

Avik said...

chickens????? u idiots didnt even inform me....neways I guess i wouldnt come along since 1st floor had electricity ;-)as much as i adore ur team well all i can say is njoy it while it lasts coz good things have to come to an end...

aakanksha said...

You seem to be sure that things will become bad after a while...... just a thought or do you know something we dont????