Sunday, August 21, 2005

A Tale of Two Engineers

Two to-be engineers whom I have known since schooldays, this is a tale about them. I would not like to say their names so I'll address them as X & Y.
It happened once when X got a new computer, now X wasn't a geek and neither very familiar with computers although he had studied computers throughout school from class VI and also pursuing his engineering degree in IT, so this was when he asked whether I could install Windows XP for him, and I like helping people out, so I did. The very next day he calls up and says there's no sound coming from his speakers and when I went to his place, what I say was that the system audio was muted, any kid would know that the volume controls are the first things to be checked when don't hear any sound from your TV,music system or computer. I asked him to experiment with his computer, by doing so he'll get accustomed to it's features. The next time I get a call from him was around a week later, he complains that he can't plug in his mouse, I told him that it was very easy, just like the headphone jack or telephone jack, but he says that he isn't able to do it. So I goto his place, and OMG! he screwed the mouse jack, newer mice mostly have P/S 2 ports which has 8 pins, all you have to do is just push it in with the arrow on the jack to the right. He tried to plug it by turning it left and right as the result the pins were all bent & twisted, I had to straighten the pins with a narrow headed screw driver, I plugged it in and everything was fine. This was almost 6 months back, and last week I again received a call from him with the same problem, and I found he had done the same thing, what kind of an engineer is he who doesn't know how to plug in a mouse?? He got a job in Wipro Infotech.
The second guy Y, I thought he had good knowledge of computers, though he called me in to re-install his system when it crashed every now and then. A few days back, we were just chatting about computers & technology when the terms relative path & absolute path popped up, and he asks, "What is that?" I was astonished, a final year engineering student asks me what relative path & absolute path is. He got a job in TCS.
I won't say that all engineers are like X & Y but most of them I know are like them. The saddest part is that when MNC's like TCS & Infosys recruit they only want engineering graduates, whereas there are other people who dont have an engineering degree but have 50 times better knowledge and concept than some engineering graduates. Why is it so?

5 comments:

kri80vt said...

hey deepz.. i do agree with what you've posted.. sahee hai yaar.. aisaa hee hota hai..

Naveen said...

HHmmm... so someone again has realised the consequences of not being a so-called ENGINEER! So what if you are an Agriculture Engineer or even a Mechanical one... (Actually even EC's, EE's and RF's fare no better!) u got the passport to do something for which u r not the right guy and probably many others are. Only a song comes to mind after this post -- Thats the way it is!!

Anonymous said...

a tail of two engineers..

Cool Deepz said...

Hello 'Anonymous',
Your comment is obscure, would you please take the trouble of elucidating us?
By the way, you can write your name too, I wont eat you up for expressing your views.

Anonymous said...

hey dude

i know the values for X & Y ....
but u know its kind a fishy .... lifr is not fair but then efforts do pay ... so keep working towards and i know some day u wld be awarded ...

Even if u dont then tell me ... i'll employ y :) ...

Radhesh