Programming Lingo

The whole IP department at times speak and crack jokes in computer lingo, which non-technical people often don't seem to understand.The computer lingo has delved in to Pallav to such an extent that once he was giving a friend of his directions to residence, he was like "There's a green door, and beside it is a bell, just double click on that and I open the door". :P

Here are some more of the computer lingo for you to enjoy.

# Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.

# Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..

# Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai

# Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.

# From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.