Yesterday Naveen sent me an URL where some Mr.Roedy Green has written how to write unmaintainable code. In this article Roedy describes various ways to make you code unmaintainable, like unconventional variable names, dummy loops, camouflaging code, and various other techniques.
You might be interested in reading the wonderful article here.
I have even implemented it a bit, which you can seen in the screenshot below. ;-)
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