How to know you are a computer buff?

If you wonder wether you are a computer buff or not, please check for the signs listed below, the more signs you posses the closer you are to geekdom.
I share quite a few of them, and some which are freakishly uncommon and not listed below, like a few times i had HTML,PHP & JavaScript dreams.

• When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
• When counting objects, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D..
• At the departmental store, you check to see if a kilogram is 1024 grams, a litre is 1024 mls.
• When you dream, you are going to dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.
• When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to sleep, then I am going to divorce you!",you are going to scream at her for omitting the "else" clause.
• You try to sleep, and think : sleep(8 * 60 * 60); /* sleep for 8 hours */
• When you are reading a book, you would look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.
• If you want to call somebody you pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number...
• You are going to look for an icon to double-click, to open your bedroom window.
• When you go to balance your check book, you would discover that you'll be doing the math in octal.
• You would look for a trash can icon to throw garbage.
• When you get in the elevator you would double-click the button for the floor you want to go.
  

Do let me know how close you found yourself to geekdom.





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