Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Why student fails in exam???????

Why student fails in exam???????
It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails,
Because the year has an 'ONLY 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days.
Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days.
Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days .
Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 days.
8. Festival holidays)-32 days.
Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions atleast 10 days.
Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
"How can a student pass??"
If you are failed..
don't feel guilty..
Where's the time...!

This is why, may be i couldn't complete my syllabus as yet. I hope to do it soon, wish me luck friends.


Unknown said...

hey this was good one.

I dont hate man, Just I am trying to convince one of my friend that we can do without them. She is in love with some one who dont care her. She is hurting herself so all this is for her to make her strong.

Unknown said...

can't stop laughing....
ohh i am feeling so relaxed....
as of whn i scored badly on exams at was not me who was responsible always for such a result :$...